August 2009
2 posts
makelatkesnotwar:
resurrecthobbes:
I’m in the County, bitch!!!
THAT REMINDS MEEE!
Instead of playing “I’m in Miami Trick” around here, they play “I’m in West Palm Beach Trick”, and it just sounds ridonkulous.
They play “I’m in Miami Trick” in Springfield, but up near Chicago they’ve been playing “I’m in Chicago Trick.”
This has PT5 written all over it...
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn’t come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, “FAIL!” FML